Hallways & People.
*someone bumps into me*
me: oh sorry
that person: *continues walking*
*i bump into someone*
me: oh sor-
that person: OMG BITCH WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING OMG MOVE
Peeta to Katniss: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
because you were on fire
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Anonymous asked: U probably got rejected because you're fucking ugly and the girl couldn't stand being around you
Anonymous asked: If you have no soul does that mean you are already dead?
Anonymous asked: Go die fuck face!
Anonymous asked: Aw did I hurt the ginger? >:D
Anonymous asked: Oh right i forgot you cant feel pain because you have no soul
Anonymous asked: Don't talk back to me! I know people at your school who will give you hell tomorrow
Anonymous asked: Fag! Suck a dick!
therealslimpaigey asked: Hey Matty it's Paige I just want to say you're a great guy and fuck all of these mean anons. You've been there for me at my low points and I just wanted to tell you I love you with all of my heart and I'll always be there for you. And first of all to the anons making fun of you that you guys can go fucking back under the bridge where you live and continue being an ugly troll...
Anonymous asked: If you would really go out with this faggot come off anon and say it! Only one person did it and she is probably already emberassed!
Anonymous asked: Why do you have girls fight all your battles?
autogr4ph asked: im not the anon that originally said it, but id date you. there im not hiding behind a gray face or whatever. im not ashamed. cause like ive said before this guy is amazing from what ive seen so far
Anonymous asked: When you get your license where are you going to go? You don't have friends to hang out with or a girlfriend to take places!
Anonymous asked: The anon who said they would date you wont show themselves because they would be emberassed to be seen with you
Anonymous asked: if its worth it, i would honestly date you.
Anonymous asked: to stop the hate you should turn anonymous off so people cant send you anon questions.